made me do it

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Wendel took a lot of taunting and teasing at school for being in the Math Club and captain of the chess team, but it was his Alan Greenspan lunchbox that really earned him the beatings.

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Kevin rides the train to work every single day, and always spends the time taking in the city’s scenery.

But today, of all days, he missed seeing a once-in-a-lifetime epic battle between Laser Pig and a rogue ninja snake.

Because he was too busy playing with his new iPhone 4.

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FACT: The reptomammal known as the “tauntaun” is so named because of its proclivity for mocking and teasing the other native species of the planet Hoth.

smh… love it!

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Campbell used to be nice.

He didn’t complain when you brought him home from the supermarket and shoved him to the back of the pantry.

He didn’t mind the first two years, when he was all but forgotten behind the creamed corn and the lima beans.

But it’s been four years now.

And Campbell is very, very angry with you…

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“You were out shopping again, weren’t you Betsy?”

“No I wasn’t, Ronald. Why would you think that?”

“You put the fib in amphibian, you know.”

“That’s not even how it’s spelled, idiot.”

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“Where are you going, Jeff?”

“I’m tired of your stupid jokes, Gary. I can’t take it anymore. I’m moving out.”

“But.. but that would make us..”

“That’s right — split peas.”

how’d she get those thru the metal detectors?

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Of all the lessons Annie learned in school that day, the most important was that she should have brought sharper knives.

underoos are perfectly acceptable officewear… definitely.

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[ ED. NOTE: The office’s air conditioning is broken and it’s too hot to work. I’ll ask Wernher to fix it, but not until this “Wonder Woman Angela vs. Batgirl Dara” scene plays itself out… ]

LMAO… my dad once suggested to a boyfriend that he would be required to wear a cowbell while visiting me at our house so my dad could keep track of where he was… we still laugh about it to this day… the ex-boyfriend, now best friend and i, that is. 

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Darrell had tried every instrument in the school band, with little success. But once Mr. Finkelman put him on the cowbell, things started looking up.

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In his younger days before he ever turned water into wine, Jesus would turn water into PBR for his fraternity parties at Judea State College.