made me do it

why do i keep reposting the tag?? they’re damn funny!

 #you should have seen what happened when he used his pistol

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Over the years, many legends were born about how First Mate Bubbles lost his eye. Some said he gave it to a clan of wicked sirens in exchange for his life. Others told of how he lost it in an epic undersea battle with a kraken.

But the truth is that it’s just a really bad idea to wave a sword around in a small glass bowl.